I'm a midwife, not that I have a job as there aren't any jobs for midwives anymore. Don't believe a word the government say on the matter. So right now I'm in my last week of training. I used to have a nice blog as a student on another site but The Observer published some of it without asking and I got scared that I was about to be exposed so dropped it. I really need to keep this anonymous due to the nature of my (hopefully one day) job. I wasn't very good last time and people worked out who I was. Hopefully I'll be better this time.