I'm a midwife, or rather I will be next week. Not that I'll have a job mind as there aren't any jobs for midwives anymore. Don't believe a word the government say on the matter. So right now I'm in my last week of training. I used to have a nice blog as a student on another site but The Observer published some of it without asking and I got scared that I was about to be exposed so dropped it. I really need to keep this anonymous due to the nature of my (hopefully one day) job. I wasn't very good last time and people worked out who I was. Hopefully I'll be better this time.
So today I've been at work and helped a woman through her labour. I actually had to leave before baby was born even though I could see top of baby's head. I hate doing that but had to pick up my daughter from school.
So got home and rang Zanussi up to complain that my dishwasher caught fire yesterday. They're sending a man to investigate but didn't seem hopeful when I enquired about a free replacement.
I've also been ringing round temping agencies desperatly trying to find a job doing office work for next week. No luck so far.
